Com certeza uma versão local, não tardará em surgir, no caso de Joinville, temos os jacares do Cachoeira e tanto a Prefeitura como a Camara de Vereadores estão as suas margens.
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the river.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
"I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.
"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the river near the parking lot by the House of Representatives."
"Same here. Hmm.. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their limos and wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of
them and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem... You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit
out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."
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